Cinema du Porn

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Perhaps it's my cinema studies background that makes me appreciate pornographic films that actually pay attention to lighting, cinematography, camera movement, etc. I think there is a thesis in here somewhere on the relationship between cinema du look and porn, but I'll save that for another day.

There are two styles of porn I love: gonzo style and visual style (not of the avant garde type). One is very low-culture, anti-feminist. One is just so amazingly beautiful in accentuating the beauty of the stars that it begs you to pay attention to its details rather than skipping to the cumshot.

Stoya has been on my radar and I decided to check out her Digital Playground feature instead of the usual youjizz.com, 2-minute quickie. ">Stoya: Perfect Picture takes its time with each scene, but not in the seductive nature of most "for women, by women" pornos. There's cock gagging, ball sucking, and it's all done with desire which you can hardly see in gonzo films. For anyone who wants to learn how to love to suck cock, I recommend watching this. By the time it gets to the fucking, you're relieved that she can finally have a cock inside her.

I'd go into an actual review of the porno, but I have to make myself come a few times to get my mind straight.

Koala 101

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

I'm starting to realize that a real "how well do you know your mate?" quiz would out me as the worst girlfriend ever. "How hard can you make your mate come?" Flying colors. I don't know his favorite cereal or color, but when it comes to his more important traits, I'm an expert.

1) Blowjobs - My man loves blowjobs. But there are different variations of the blowjob that can range from an aggressive quickie to a deep throat acappella. But there's something about this alternative maneuver that combines the two in a gag-proof environment. The trick is to suck him off with the back of your tongue/throat, without shoving him down your throat. The place where you hold the mouthwash when you gargle. It's relatively easy with great results. Combined with some spit on the bottom of his cock, just milk it. He has exploded on my face in numerous occasions.

2) Legs on shoulder, grind up - I'll have to admit, I sometimes fall fragile mid-fuck 'cause the fucking gets too intense. But after a few thrusts and a swift segue into this position, it's all good. He places a firm grip on my neck and starts railing. I grab onto him and start grinding up until he explodes deep inside me. We both get so into it that we end up collapsing and passing out away from one another. But then it's only a mater of minutes before I grab my vibrator and start all over again.

3) Riding the full length of his cock - This is a workout that involves a lot of ass, thigh, and ab work if you do it right. I like to hover over him as I lightly graze over his cock and then the magnetic heat locks us into bliss. I love feeling every inch throb inside me while watching him and I'll slide until just barely the tip is inside me before I thrust it all in again (that's the abdomen doing the work).

It's not too much work keeping the Koala happy. A lot of blowjobs, handjobs, fucking, and some light cooking.

things i miss and don't miss about being single

Sunday, October 25, 2009

I have a handful of dudes I used to know who I have either banged or hung out with so I could bang their friends. When I was single, a late-night hang out was feasible and I'd show up to parties alone just to rake in the overflow of cock that was the sausage fests known of college parties. Today, I remain completely uninterested in any of my male acquaintances because they are so bitter about my current relationship. When it comes down to the cold hard truth, men have more of a hard time with the idea of an open relationship than women. Women are happy for me because I never complain yet,my male friends get threatened and territorial. And of course, they're not wise enough to embark on an MMF adventure, because that would threaten their very manhood.

Other than that, it's hard to feel like I'm missing out on anything great about single life. And it's always nice to be able to come home when there's still parking available and not having to burn fuel up and down the 405, dialing dudes to schedule blowjobs that'll carry me through to sunrise when hopefully, there will be an open spot in the lot. Sound familiar? North Hollywood to Santa Monica to West Hollywood to Long Beach to Huntington Beach back home in bed by 7am. Now I lease a 6-cylinder that just cannot burn rubber and swallow mileage quite like my old Civic.

Even though I don't write much about sex, I still fuck constantly. The difference, I like fucking more than the writing part. There's nothing cathartic about writing about fucking when I can't even pull up my browser before he's hard again. Yeah....

sexy tweets

Friday, October 02, 2009

• 20:00 I'm always nervous that my nipple piercings will make the metal detectors go off. I'd just flash them and proceed. #
• 20:36 Wow. you stink of cologne and you have bitch tits. Vegas will not get you laid. Sorry, bro. #

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sexy tweets

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

• 07:16 Tim Roth saying "take your clothes off, you dirty filthy whore" is kind of hot. #
• 17:16 Facebook shut down my fan page. Apparently tits are offensive. #

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